The SRO

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[SRO]
I've a duty as the SRO
Before I let you go
If you want to seek election
Then good luck to you
But what you need to know

I don't care if you're an officer
No one messes with me
I am ruthless in upholding
What I know is right
Black or white -- as you'll see

I'm on the case
Can't be fooled
Any objection
Is overruled
Oh I'm the SRO and I know best

[STEERING]
He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed

[SRO]
You got your tricks
Good for you
But there's no gambit I don't see through
Oh I'm the SRO and I know best

[STEERING]
He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed

[SRO]
If you're thinking of the kind of thing
That we've seen in the past
Unstamped posters, anon emails
Forum announcements,
Tempers, fists -- not so fast

This is not the start of World War Three
No political ploys
I think all your manifestos are terrific so
Now you know -- be good boys

I'm on the case
Can't be fooled
Any objection
Is overruled
Yes I'm the SRO and I know best

[STEERING]
He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed

[SRO]
You got your tricks
Good for you
But there's no gambit I don't see through
Oh I'm the SRO and I know best

[STEERING]
He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed

[SRO]
Yes I'm the SRO and I know best

[STEERING]
He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed

More musical hackery

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Based on "The Arbiter" from the musical "Chess", written by Edain Boak