A Room in Dunelm House

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There is a room in Dunelm House
They call General Office
And it's been a home to the Steerers
Through the pain and through the bliss

The Clerk was an impartial man
He made a harsh ruling
And when it came to full Steering
We made the same again

The only things a Steerer needs
Are fairness and the rules
And in the archives they will see
With these they cannot lose

So go, tell the freshers
To do what I have done
Spend their time in Dunelm House
With the Steering Box of Fun

Now Council it is over
The reps leave without pause
I'm heading back to Dunelm House
A hack for Steering's cause

More musical hackery

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I'll assume that you recognise the tune it's set to. Doesn't quite scan properly in places, but it'll do unless someone suggests improvements.