The Constitution in two minutes

Site: CotH, Section: Hackery, Page: Constitution.

It is sometimes considered that DSU's Constitution is difficult to read, lengthy, legalistic, and/or dull. This belief often means that people affected by its provisions are unaware what those provisions are, or have entirely mistaken beliefs about what it does say. In the interests of greater knowledge of the Constitution, therefore, we present an executive summary (suitable for Executive Committees?) of the Constitution.

ArticleSummary
Objectives and Aims
IDSU exists
IIto represent and provide services to students
IIIand help JCRs
IVin an independent
Vand non-discriminatory fashion.
Membership
VIAll students and sabbs are members
VIIunless they opt out
VIIIand students must pay the University-set membership fee (£0)
IXunless the sabbs and Council like them and make them HLMs.
XMembership has rights and benefits as defined in Standing Orders.
Referenda
XIReferenda are supreme if 20% of students vote, and happen when needed.
General Meetings
XIIA general meeting of students can make policy and other binding decisions, if at least 250 students are there, and Referendum doesn't disagree. If there aren't 250 students there, it advises Council.
Council
XIIICouncil (the trustees of DSU) is made up of people elected by the JCRs and a few others. It keeps the officers and committees accountable and generally runs the Union.
Indemnity
XIVOfficers are indemnified unless incompetent or evil.
Sabbatical Officers
XVThere are some sabbs elected annually. The ones that aren't the DUCK officer are responsible for doing things (unless otherwise stated). They have to obey Council and General Meeting, and are paid a living allowance and a Council Tax allowance for doing so. They can't be present at discussions about their pay.
Steering Committee
XVIThere is a Steering Committee for running meetings and elections and doing other administration.
Other Committees and Office-Holders
XVIIThere are some other committees and officers. See Standing Orders.
Elections
XVIIIElections and by-elections are held. Officers who are elected can be removed.
Financial Administration and Employment of Staff
XIXThere are some finances
XXwhich the Treasurer is responsible to Council for
XXIincluding budgets
XXIIand accounts
XXIIIand staff.
Strategic Plan
XXIVThe sabbs should put long-term strategy to Council for approval and revision. People should pay attention to the strategy.
Affiliations and Donations to External Organisations
XXVThe Union can affiliate to external organisations
XXVIsubject to annual renewal
XXVIIand can send people to conferences.
Student Societies Affiliated to the Union
XXVIIIThere can be some.
Access to Information
XXIXYou can see non-confidential information, and if necessary confidential information. Ask Steering.
Standing Orders and Interpretation
XXXThere are some Standing Orders to explain details made by meetings and referenda
XXXI(majority requirements vary).
XXXIIProposed changes must be well-written.
XXXIIIStanding Orders can be suspended
XXXIVand can't be inconsistent with the Constitution
XXXVand are interpreted by Steering.
Review and Amendment of the Constitution
XXXVIThe Constitution should be reviewed regularly
XXXVIIand proposed changes get discussed by Council and General Meeting
XXXVIII(unless the General Meeting is inquorate)
XXXIXand possibly referendum if it's really important
XLbefore the University approves them.
Appeals and Complaints
XLIIt depends
XLIIbut actions under appeal are always suspended if possible
XLIIIand Steering publish all appeal results.
XLIVComplaints about staff go to the Treasurer
XLVabout officers and committees in writing to that officer or committee
XLVIabout rulings to Steering
XLVIIabout being no-confidenced straight to IAT (see below)
XLVIIIand about decisions of Council and General Meeting to Steering.
XLIXIf you don't like a Steering decision that goes to IAT too.
LAssociations might have their own rules to try first.
LIIf none of the above works, you can go to Internal Appeals Tribunal (IAT)
LIIby writing to the Chair of Council who shall find an IAT for you. You might want to find an academic to observe the IAT.
LIIIThe IAT will try to figure out what's going on in a fair and impartial manner
LIVand then say what happens next.
LVIf you're unhappy with the IAT's decision
LVIthen you can appeal to the University Registrar
LVIIwho shall also try to figure things out and tell the President what he thinks
LVIIIwho shall quickly tell you, and Council.
LIXIf you're still unhappy, there's yet another appeals stage to go to.
Definitions
LXJust to be clear, when we say "college" the "or Cuth's" is implied.
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Naturally, such a compression (10% of length of original, or thereabouts) loses detail. Consult the relevant part of the full version if you need it. See the Standing Orders for even more detail.